My good jokes are all wasted in the joke thread, so heres the best golf one.

A bloke starts playing golf before work each morning.
He meets a female golfer and they play a round before work and get along real well.
A few months pass as they play and chat each morning and she ends up giving him a head job and sending him off to work.

One day after they had finished the chick said I have a confession to make to you.
Im actually a transvestite. The bloke turned to him and said 'Oh you dirty rotten bastard, you've been teeing off from the womens tee the whole time!"