Any good jokes ????

[Andre]

Bobs is on his death bed and he calls out for his wife.

She comes in and he says " You know Marge I remember when we were just married and we bought the farm and we had to go through the 15 year drought and you stood by me.

Then I remember the bank fore closed on the farm and we had sell and you were there by my side.

In the great depression things got even tougher and there you were right by my side again.

And now, here we are at my own death bed and here you are again Maude right by my side; "Im starting to think you're nothing but bad luck."

[Dia bando]

Went swimming last night in the local pool needing a piss I had a crafty piss in the
deep end fuck I almost fell in when the lifeguard shouted.

[roberto duran legend]

Martha recently lost her husband.She brought his ashes home and poured him
out on the patio table. Whilst tracing her fingers through his ashesshe began talking
to him. 'You know that fur coat you promised me ? i got it with the insurance money'
'Remember the new car you promised me ? bought that as well' 'Also the emerald
necklace ? got that too. 'Remember that blow job i promised you ?
get fucking ready.

[roberto duran legend]

My wifes sister knocked me out yesterday. what sort of a sick bitch puts
chloroform on her dirty knickers.

[roberto duran legend]

In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire,
lives a woman called Linda Lykes . she is the land lady of the local pub,
the Cockwell Inn. For some unknown reason, she gets embarrassed
whenever she receives her post.
Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet
Herts.

[roberto duran legend]

Man comes home and catches his mate shagging his wife, so he stabs
him to death. His missus says' fucking carry on like that and you wont
have any mates left'.

[Dia bando]

Why do husbands die before there wife's because they want to.