The balls and equipment is superior to 20 years ago but the courses are much LONGER
The balls and equipment is superior to 20 years ago but the courses are much LONGER
3-Time SADDO PREDICTION COMP CHAMPION.
I've played a bit of golf and know the game, but i've never been much of a fan, I always thought golfers were a bunch of egotistical, elitist pricks.
I used to watch golf sometimes when nothing else was on TV on Sunday, that is until Tiger Woods came along, that's when I stopped watching golf permanently. So it's great when I hear that these days Woods isn't doing so well, fuck him, I hope Nicklaus keeps his record.
My good jokes are all wasted in the joke thread, so heres the best golf one.
A bloke starts playing golf before work each morning.
He meets a female golfer and they play a round before work and get along real well.
A few months pass as they play and chat each morning and she ends up giving him a head job and sending him off to work.
One day after they had finished the chick said I have a confession to make to you.
Im actually a transvestite. The bloke turned to him and said 'Oh you dirty rotten bastard, you've been teeing off from the womens tee the whole time!"
I can't stand him. I don't care for golf at all. It is boring and Tiger Woods himself is boring.
Golf is such a ridiculous game. I can't even imagine really enjoying it as a hobby, let alone actually tuning in to watch I love this Carlin routine, funny stuff.
Ha thought the same thing myself... but thought non Australians just wouldn't get it.
I always remember Rick Rack posting about his good boxer friend having his own plumbing company called "Kid Rooter" as that was his boxing nickname
and I also remember him not being happy when you explained what that ment to an Australian
Last edited by Saddo; 04-12-2012 at 04:07 PM.
Yeah I got sent a corner shirt (nice one still wear that and a plumbing shirt with 'Kid Rooter' written on it, was too scared to wear it around here, I'd be set on down the street for Pedophilia.
Yeah ha here he is http://www.kidrooter.com/
Last edited by Andre; 04-13-2012 at 12:40 AM.
LOL memories
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