I don't give money to organizations, normally. Like the ASPCA? I despise the ASPCA. How dare they run their commercials 40 times an hour, and in those commercials tell me that they need my money? If they stopped airing commercials, they could invest the money in building homes for animals, as well as to pay for the staff to take care of their animals. The ASPCA is extremely annoying. I'll kill Sarah Maclachlan if I ever see her.

I give money to friends if they need help. I once lent a friend of mine $500 because he was switching jobs and about to go homeless. He moved to Texas with that money and hasn't repaid me a dime since. I don't even worry about it, because I figure he feels worse about it than I do.

I help out who I can around me. Screw the organizations.