when you thought you were old ın your late 30s, then you forgot about that feelıng for a whıle, then atleast 10 years pass and AGAIN you thınk you are old.
when you thought you were old ın your late 30s, then you forgot about that feelıng for a whıle, then atleast 10 years pass and AGAIN you thınk you are old.
When you're reading a thread on 'Signs that you are getting older' and you notice you're twice as old as some of the posters who have revealed their ages...
A couple more signs: remembering when the TV stations would play the national anthem and then go off the air for the night and also the traffic lights would all change to blinking yellow after a certain hour instead of their normal red, yellow green pattern.
When a student guesses your age as 27 and you then reveal 32 and when on being asked on the issue of marriage admitting marriage, the student who otherwise wanted to have fun conversation says 'that's enough, old man'. I laughed a lot at that one.![]()
Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
when you feel lıke you must adjust your cock every mıhnute or 2 esp. after youve bent down to tıe your shoelaces or somethıng ınvolvıng bendıng or stoopıng. Seems the cock ısnt as permanently stayıng ın one spot durıng the day but gets battered about by sımple motıons lıke twıstıng or turnıng the body to bend down or reach down for somethıng lıke a dropped pen or openıng the lowest drawer.
When you lean back from a chair and you feel your bald spot touch the cold wall on your head.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
when that drunk cougar at Harrahs gets 'birthday friendly ' and you worry more about her knocking over your drinky
When you do your hair using comb fingers and patting down for the first time of the day in the rear view mirror just as your getting out of the car at your destination.
Taking the care factor to new lower levels.![]()
When you look at younger girls and just shake your head. A decade earlier you would have been well up for the challenge, but now you just want to be left alone without the noisy interference between you and your own solemn contemplation.
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