Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

when you thought you were old ın your late 30s, then you forgot about that feelıng for a whıle, then atleast 10 years pass and AGAIN you thınk you are old.

That is true when I was 30, so now I look at it the other way now that I am 40. I am in my prime and will be old when I am 50. That makes me feel old that I will be 50 in 9 years time. Life has flown by. Where the hell did it go?

[brocktonblockbust]

when you feel lıke you must adjust your cock every mıhnute or 2 esp. after youve bent down to tıe your shoelaces or somethıng ınvolvıng bendıng or stoopıng. Seems the cock ısnt as permanently stayıng ın one spot durıng the day but gets battered about by sımple motıons lıke twıstıng or turnıng the body to bend down or reach down for somethıng lıke a dropped pen or openıng the lowest drawer.

[Master]

When you lean back from a chair and you feel your bald spot touch the cold wall on your head.

[Spicoli]

when that drunk cougar at Harrahs gets 'birthday friendly ' and you worry more about her knocking over your drinky

[Andre]

When you do your hair using comb fingers and patting down for the first time of the day in the rear view mirror just as your getting out of the car at your destination.

Taking the care factor to new lower levels.

[Gandalf]

When you look at younger girls and just shake your head. A decade earlier you would have been well up for the challenge, but now you just want to be left alone without the noisy interference between you and your own solemn contemplation.

[Master]

When you look at younger girls and just shake your head. A decade earlier you would have been well up for the challenge, but now you just want to be left alone without the noisy interference between you and your own solemn contemplation.

That is signs that you are getting gayer.