Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

My wifes sister knocked me out yesterday. what sort of a sick bitch puts
chloroform on her dirty knickers.

[roberto duran legend]

In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire,
lives a woman called Linda Lykes . she is the land lady of the local pub,
the Cockwell Inn. For some unknown reason, she gets embarrassed
whenever she receives her post.
Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet
Herts.

[roberto duran legend]

Man comes home and catches his mate shagging his wife, so he stabs
him to death. His missus says' fucking carry on like that and you wont
have any mates left'.

[Dia bando]

Why do husbands die before there wife's because they want to.

[Master]

Chubby Brown joke:-

Wife and husband in bed both reading. Wife says to husband “Do you want sex?” Husband replies “No”. A short time later wife again asks “Do you want sex?” husband says “No I don’t, and will you stop asking”. A short time later wife again asks “Do you want sex?” Husband says “No I do not want to have sex”. Wife then says “why do you keep touching my pussy then?” Husband says “I am reading and need something to keep my finger wet when I am changing the page in the book I am reading!”.

[roberto duran legend]

Roy Hodgsons first England team, just announced.
1. Wobinson
2. Wichards
3. Bwidge
4. Tewwy
5. Wio
6 Bawwy
7. Wwight Phillips
8. Gewward
9. Wooney
10. Cwouch
11. Stuwwidge.

[roberto duran legend]

I have been seeing this nurse for a few days and we finally got round
to having sex. As i stripped off i said " you must have seen a few cocks
where you work, how do you rate mine ?"' she said " its slightly bigger
than average." I said " Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do anyway? "
She said " im a midwife."