Trivia

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

Aristotle?

That was going to be my guess.

Sure you would, your Greek mythology is good too.

Anybody that isn't slightly into the Greek gods is a sad person, because they're very interesting. I just read up on the birth of Aphrodite. Turns out Aphrodite is from an older generation than Zeus. Zeus' parents, Cronus and Rheas, where born from Gaia -the earth- and Uranus, the sky. Uranus ended up producing a bunch of ugly monsters, so he ended up hiding them in Gaia. Gaia wasn't happy at all about this. She was right pissed. So she made a sickle. "When Cronus is born, he uses the sickle to castrate his father Uranus as he approaches Gaia to have intercourse with her." He cuts off his father's testicles while he is on the way to having sex with his mom. From the falling testicle, somehow, Aphrodite was born. I suppose she is the only being produced efficiently by two men, a victory for the gay rights group. Although, I'm sure the story is a bit violent for their tastes.

I haven't gotten into the Norse gods like I've wanted to, though. Saw a picture the other day that said, "Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all ice giants. I don't see many ice giants around these days." Overall it all just sounds very, very bad-ass.

What creature has six brains in its body and can live for up to a week without a head?

Fidel Castro. How is he not dead yet?

Cronus also ate his 3 boys, Zeus, Hades and Poseidon because he knew one of them would kill him.

Cronus is a bit of a dick, isn't he