Chubby Brown joke:-

Wife and husband in bed both reading. Wife says to husband “Do you want sex?” Husband replies “No”. A short time later wife again asks “Do you want sex?” husband says “No I don’t, and will you stop asking”. A short time later wife again asks “Do you want sex?” Husband says “No I do not want to have sex”. Wife then says “why do you keep touching my pussy then?” Husband says “I am reading and need something to keep my finger wet when I am changing the page in the book I am reading!”.