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[El Kabong]

Habitually asking to be banned and occasionally changing his name Kev (aka Bilbo) has shown a lack of mental stability and a penchant for histrionics. Our citizens deserve quality and consistency not the whims of some deranged hobbit!

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[El Kabong]

If you're like me you remember "The Good Old Days" of Saddos. You never had to lock your door, you knew and trusted your neighbors. You celebrated obscure holidays like 'Saint Georges Day' or 'Boxing Day', and CFH left the site for 5 weeks to live in the jungle. Since his return CFH has been the kind of tyrant that Stalin and Mussolini looked up to. He has routinely touted the cultural superiority of "The Canadian Race" (whatever that is) and has begun passing laws that restrict the freedom each one of us enjoys to post naked photos of hot women, to laugh at funny internet videos, and yes even to discuss boxing. My friends, the day draws near where we can rise up and take our website back. When election day comes to your town be sure to mark your ballot for El Kabong!

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[CFH]

Not bad.

[boozeboxer]

I thought Miles went to live in the jungle and CFH was in a makeshift camp looking for petrified dinosaur dung?

[CFH]

I thought Miles went to live in the jungle and CFH was in a makeshift camp looking for petrified dinosaur dung?

I didn't want to be a dick and correct him, but I spent 8 weeks living in a tent on a usually deserted island while helping to excavate an old First Nations village site.

[Gandalf]

I spent several days in the jungle and ended up with my head through a windscreen and got the flu. I swear my troubles started from that point on. It was the final hurrah of a confident 'miles who could take on the world'. I came home bruised and unsure of myself. I even lost a whole patch of hair on my arm. I could never live in the jungle.

Mind you, I want to do another jungle trip. A different country, a different landscape and a healthier me. Just to prove to myself that I can do it. Last time was a bit of a disaster. One shouldn't allow that to shape everything.