Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds: Peterson Soto/Ouma Powell/Forrest Quartey

[Kev]

As they're both on tomorrow night, I'll be joining late, and certainly not sober. I'm out in Cardiff with one of my mates who's leaving for Canada next week. so, to give him a proper send-off, there will be numerous tequila slammers, plenty of beers, and maybe a couple of strippers.

Problem is, I have to play poker tonight to be able to fund all that, so if anyone fancy dropping some big money to contribute, I'll see ya on ladrokes poker!

Hey bud, He's not called Chris by any chance is he?

Sadly not, no. Is your mate Chris off to Canada, and having a piss-up in Cardiff tomorrow night?

Well hes off to Canada next Sunday but having a leaving party next Saturday in Torquay. I thought maybe he had friends up in Wales and was having a party there this week as well.

[Wacko3205]

Okay chidlins...it's Friday night...& Wacko's home alone on the couch with a pulled muscle or two, the pain meds, the booze, the lap top, the remote, & just enough brain activity to cover FNF's!

The main event is Anthony Peterson (18 wins with 13 ko's) as he steps back in the spotlight once again on ESPN2's Friday Night Fights. He & Jose Soto (18 wins with 10 ko's, 2 losses, & 2 draws) gonna try to work things out at the Fed-Ex Forum Arena in Memphis to see who get's outta the ring either on their feet or undefeated...I'd say that that was a pun...but...I don't know...was it?

Well...pun or no pun...this should be a load of fun.

Anthony & Lamont Peterson have been making a lot of noise lately over boxing air waves to many a fan's delight. Lots of high hopes riding on both of the Peterson bro's as prospects...let's see if they can manage.

Let's see if Anthony can retain his undefeated record as he steps up against...not a better...but a more experienced fighter.

Oh yeah...Anne "tha Man" Wolfe be fightin too...but I aint coverin that shat! If it aint Ali's baby girl...I could give a shat about some "noo-noo" boxers.

If I wanted to see a bunch scratchin & pawin...I'd tie to cat's tails together & give 'em bof a catnip enema! Heh heh heh.

[Kev]

Hey Wack I'm still up at least so you got one person to commentate the action for.

I was quite looking forward to the Wolf match, aint she the one who was supposed to be fighting a man later this year?

Oh and Leila fights tomorrow as well I think.

Never seen any girl fights before I wouldnt mind a ganders.

[Wacko3205]

Hey Wack I'm still up at least so you got one person to commentate the action for.

I was quite looking forward to the Wolf match, aint she the one who was supposed to be fighting a man later this year?

Oh and Leila fights tomorrow as well I think.

Never seen any girl fights before I wouldnt mind a ganders.

You want me to do the Wolf match?

Your call...just say the word babe...we can do dis shat.

[Wacko3205]

Welp...Mosley mentioned Mayweather again...WTF?!?!?!

Who's gonna step up & fight Floyd?

Too many big money options on the table for Floyd.

Now he's saying that he wants Baldomir...Floyd next year.

Fwock that shat...I want Oscar vs Floyd!!!!

[Kev]

I still think Oscar Floyd is a dead cert, it's just that Oscar wants to do it on Cinco De Mayo day next May

[Wacko3205]

You want the Wolf fight or what babe? It's about to happen.

She's talkin shat about Le La Ali & donating money to battered women & shat...paychecks & survival.

[Wacko3205]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fwockit!!! I aint believin this shat...here we go. Chick fight:

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith (10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 1: Wolf is huge. Two sizes over the opponent. Wolf jabbing. Ested just backing up. Right hook from Wolf. Left hook from Smith. Big right hand from Wolf. Clench. Straight left from Wolf. Stopped Smith in here tracks. Wolf jabbing. 2 punch combo from Wolf. Smitch eats a vicious body shot. Upper missses for Wolf. Left hook & a right hand on the ropes from Wolf.

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith (10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 2: Wolf comes out jabbing. Right upper cut from Wolf. Smith swings & goes to the grab. Jab from Wolf backs Smitch up. Big left hook. Uppercut. Right hand from Wolf. Wolf to the body & up top battering Smith on the ropes. No contest here.Smith comes in & lands a right hand & Wolf pops her with 2 left hooks. Body shot on the ropes again. Wolf owning.

[Wacko3205]

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith(10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 3: Wolf jabbing. Overhand right from Smith. Left hand from Wolf. Wolf jabbing. Body shot from Smith as she comes in off balance. Wolf hammers her with a jab. 1-2 from Wolf. Ann eats two shots from Smith. Nothing there. Right & two left hooks up top. Body shot by Wolf. Jab from Smith. Upper from Wolf. Rocks Smith.

[Kev]

She sounds impressive. I never seen her but I'm picturing a big hairy dyke, kind of like the gym teacher in Porky's, am I close? :P

[Wacko3205]

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith(10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 4: Left hand from Smith. Wolf jabbing. Right hand from Wolf. 1-2 from Wolf. Wolf calm cool & collected. Right hand from Wolf. Smith on her toes. Jabs to the body & then up top. Clench. Tie up...whatever. Body shots from Wolf. Right hand from Smith. Getting sloppy.

Thank God these are only 2 min rounds.

[Wacko3205]

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith(10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 5: Straight right from Wolf. Smith comes out swinging. Tries to back Wolf up. Wolf just clocks her. Upper cut from Wolf as Smith pushes to the ropes. Body shot by Wolf. Smith trying to tie up a lot...seems to be wearing down. Wolf swings & misses & Smith capitalizes & lands a few backing Wolf off. Big right & then a huge left & a body shot followed by an upper from Wolf. That was close to a stoppage right there IWO.

[Kev]

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith(10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 5: Straight right from Wolf. Smith comes out swinging. Tries to back Wolf up. Wolf just clocks her. Upper cut from Wolf as Smith pushes to the ropes. Body shot by Wolf. Smith trying to tie up a lot...seems to be wearing down. Wolf swings & misses & Smith capitalizes & lands a few backing Wolf off. Big right & then a huge left & a body shot followed by an upper from Wolf. That was close to a stoppage right there IWO.

Come on wacko I'm waiting for you to say the 'Big Bad Wolf' is eating here up or sommat :P

[Wacko3205]

Ann Wolf (23 wins with 16 ko's & 1 loss) vs Lisa Smith(10 wins with 5 ko's & 4 losses) Round 6: Wolf comes out jabbing. Left hand & then a big right for Wolf. RIght hand from Smitch & then Wolf counters with an upper. Clench. Body shot from WOlf. More body shots shoulder to shoulder from Wolf. Smith is tiring. Wolf just bulling her around the ring. Body shot & then another uppercut from Wolf. Wolf corners her & let's her hands go. Big upper stuns Smith. Almost got her again...no KO.

Wolf won that easily. Too big. Too dominate.

[Kev]

Sounded like an entertaining fight, I'll try and look for it tomorrow I'm curious to see how these girls fight.

You just had to get a clench in there at the end though I noticed.

It's so easy clench clinch...much better!