Well if this bloke demanded a dna test for rightful inheritance it could get messy.

My bet is he would be dead so he is better off here with us.

Check mate, we have your real King.

And he likes us best

Michael Abney-Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudoun


The Earl of Loudoun Pretender Born 22 July 1942 (age 69)
Sussex, England[1] Throne(s) claimed England Pretend from 1 November 2002 Monarchy abolished Complex situation regarding Edward IV's alleged biological illegitimacy. Last monarch see above Connection with The Duke of Clarence Royal House House of York (non-agnatic line) Father Captain Walter Strickland Lord Mother The Countess of Loudoun Michael Edward Abney-Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudoun (born 22 July 1942) is a British Australian, who is most noted due to the documentary Britain's Real Monarch, which alleges him to be the rightful monarch of England instead of Queen Elizabeth II. He was born in England and educated at Ampleforth College in Yorkshire, but emigrated to Jerilderie, New South Wales as a teen, where he lives out life as a rice farmer and family man.[2]
The claim for Abney-Hastings as a pretender to the English throne relates to his descent from George Plantagenet as his heir-general, tied in with the alleged biological illegitimacy of Edward IV of England.
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Early life

Abney-Hastings was born in Sussex, England, to Captain Walter Strickland Lord and Barbara Abney-Hastings, 13th Countess of Loudoun. However, he grew up at Ashby-de-la-Zouch in Leicestershire where his mother is from, a town where one of his family's castles is located; Ashby de la Zouch Castle.[1] As a youth he was educated at Ampleforth College a private Catholic school in North Yorkshire, before moving to Australia when he was 18 years old.[3]
Claim to the throne of England

See also: Alternative successions of the English crown
In 2004, Britain's Real Monarch, a documentary broadcast on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom repeated the claim, disputed among historians, that King Edward IV of England was biologically illegitimate, and therefore that Abney-Hastings, as the senior descendant of George Plantagenet, 1st Duke of Clarence, is the rightful King of England. Were Edward IV illegitimate, his daughter, Elizabeth of York, from whom the current British royal family is descended, would be excluded from the rightful succession and Michael Abney-Hastings would be the monarch based on an unbroken line of Male Preference Primogeniture leading from William the Conqueror who became king of England by right of conquest in 1066.
Ironically in the most recent referenda for Australian political status, he voted for an Australian republic.
Personal views and family

Abney-Hastings is a committed Australian republican and has expressed no interest in pursuing his claim to the throne, although he is amused by it.[4] Abney-Hastings says he refrains from using his title publicly.[5]
Abney-Hastings has two sons and three daughters with his wife Noelene Margaret McCormick (they married in 1969).[6] His eldest son Simon Abney-Hastings holds the courtesy title Lord Mauchline. He is currently one of the seven co-heirs to the Barony of Grey de Ruthyn.