Any good jokes ????

[Andre]

Whats got four legs and an cunt halfway up its back?
A police horse.

[TitoFan]

Nice looking blonde tees off and sees her shot go wide of the fairway and into a group of older gentlemen.

She sees one of them go down, with his hands between his legs.

She runs over and says: "You poor dear... I hit you with my golf ball. Here... let me try to make it better."

She unzips the old guy and begins massaging his balls.

"There.... does that feel better?"

"Oh yeah! Feels great! But my thumb still hurts like hell, though!"

[Master]

A ladder was stolen from a school and the care taker wrote the following note:

Please return the ladder taken otherwise further steps will be taken.

[TitoFan]

Man becomes lost and disoriented in the desert... thinks he's going to die.
But then he finds a small inn and is able to crawl to it.
Inside he gets food and water... and recuperates in a couple of days.
Once he's feeling better, he goes down and asks the innkeeper:

"Where does a guy get any action around here?"

The innkeeper just shrugs and points to a camel tied nearby.
"That's disgusting!" the man thinks to himself... but stays quiet and goes upstairs.

A few days go by and guy's getting a little more desperate.
He goes downstairs and looks at the camel, but thinks:
"No way I'm doing that! I'm not THAT desperate."

Couple of weeks go by and the guy can't take it anymore.
He rushes downstairs... pulls down his pants... and begins humping the camel.
Innkeeper happens to walk by and the guy says to him...

"I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"

Innkeeper shrugs and says...

"Whatever. Most people just ride it into the town just over the hill."

[Andre]

A rabbi and a priest see these boys playing the priest says lets try and screw one, the Rabbi says what out of?

[Andre]

An Englishman an Irishman, a priest, a rabbi and two lesbians walk into a bar
the barman says "What the hell is this, some kind of a joke?"

[Andre]

Two gerbils walk into a gay bar and end up shitfaced.