Nice looking blonde tees off and sees her shot go wide of the fairway and into a group of older gentlemen.

She sees one of them go down, with his hands between his legs.

She runs over and says: "You poor dear... I hit you with my golf ball. Here... let me try to make it better."

She unzips the old guy and begins massaging his balls.

"There.... does that feel better?"

"Oh yeah! Feels great! But my thumb still hurts like hell, though!"