Any good jokes ????

[Andre]

This dyslexic walks into a bra.

[TitoFan]

Blonde # 1 (with her hands behind her back): "If you guess how many Godiva chocolates I have, I'll give you both of them!"

Blond # 2 (overly excited): "Three?"

[Master]

After a really good party, a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the three women sitting next to him and says, "You want to hear a blonde joke?"
The first woman replies, "I am 240 pounds, a world kickboxing champion and I’m actually a natural blonde. My friend here is 190 pounds, a world judo champion and she's also a natural blonde. And my other friend weighs 200 pounds, used to be a world arm wrestling champion, and like me and our other friend, is a natural blonde. So, do you still want to tell me that joke?"
The man thinks for a while. "Um, no" he replies. "Not if i have to explain it three times..."

[Andre]

What do you call a basement where women work?

A whine cellar.

[Andre]

How do you stop the incessant noise in your car?

Let her drive.

[Andre]

Bloke walks into a barber shop says how many people in front of me?

The hairdresser says nine.

He says ok ill come back in the morning.

comes back the next day and asks the same thing .

BArber says theres only six in front of you today.

Ok he says Ill come back in the morning .

next day same thing there three in front of you. Ok ill come back in the morning.

same the next day oh theres four in front you today.
ok ill come back in the morning.

The hairdresser says to the apprentice that blokes weird, follow him out an tell me where he goes.

The apprentice comes back and says , he went to your place.

[roberto duran legend]

My wife had one of those near death experiences earlier today.....
silly fucker thought she could hoover while the football is on.