The EURO 2012 Thread

[GOAT]

England vs Ukraine will be a stunner. Brits performed horrid against Sweden. And Ukraine can play. Looks like Brits are on queer-street.

England BEAT Sweden not Britain.

Lmfao, England was basically neutralized by Sweden. England's winning goal looked like an "accident".

[Beanz]

England vs Ukraine will be a stunner. Brits performed horrid against Sweden. And Ukraine can play. Looks like Brits are on queer-street.

England BEAT Sweden not Britain.

Lmfao, England was basically neutralized by Sweden. England's winning goal looked like an "accident".

England "were" basically neutralised is what you meant to say before you accidentally revealed your footballing ignorance.

[Memphis]

Not only did I puke in the carpark and fall over a few times I also apparently asked an old friend if he had HIV (he did look rough mind) whilst missing the Sweden game.

Good night all round.

[Mark TKO]

what a night - long time since had a night out like Friday on the back of an England game in a tournament.

Hit the pub at 5 and rolled in around 4.30 after a curry at Headingley's finest establishment....The Rajput.

We looked poor at times but we created chances and came back when we all thought it was a lost cause.

Did Wellbeck mean it ? Basically I don't give a fuck, it went in. The end.

Their first to equalize was lucky enough with 4-5 lucky breaks in it to help it cross the line.

Lets beat the Ukranians and have a little bit of luck for once and avoid the Spaniards. Get to the semis and anything can happen (and we will have belief). Am not counting ny chickens though it will be a nother nervey night tomorrow I am sure.

And I echo Shearer's thoughts in the Sun today - how refreshing to see and England manager celebrating an England goal. Never saw that with Sven and Fabio. We need an Englishman at the helm from now on.

I didn't agree with Roy's appointment but he is growing on me.

Long may it continue. We're not good enough to win it without lady luck on our side - but she's long overdue

[Master]

I am top of the league

[Cressa121]

UEFA fine Croatia £65,000 after their fans directed racist chants at Mario Balotelli.

UEFA fine Nicklas Bendtner £80,000 for lowering his shorts to display the Paddy Power logo on his underwear after scoring against Portugal.

Mr. Platini certainly has his priorities straight.

[OumaFan]

I kind of think Portugal might win the whole thing (although granted I haven't really looked at the draws). They could have easily gotten a point against Germany and look to be improving. Pretty good defensively and won't have any problem with defending and countering (looked deadly against a shitty Holland team) against Germany or Spain.

Also, I don't know if I realized how good Modric was till yesterday. He looked like the best player on the field at times against a historic midfield.

[OumaFan]

Portugal really do have some clowns though. Ronaldo comes off as an incredibly likeable guy compared to Pepe. I feel like Marcelo should be their left back, Coentrao's not enough of a cunt.

[Master]

Portugal really do have some clowns though. Ronaldo comes off as an incredibly likeable guy compared to Pepe. I feel like Marcelo should be their left back, Coentrao's not enough of a cunt.

pepe is a cunt and Ronaldo is a dick but they are class acts compared to Rooney and Terry.

[OumaFan]

I wouldn't have picked Rooney from England's team, but then again there may be some stuff about him that I don't know. Terry and Cole are not exactly the most likeable people in the world.

[Master]

I wouldn't have picked Rooney from England's team, but then again there may be some stuff about him that I don't know. Terry and Cole are not exactly the most likeable people in the world.

Rooney shagged a granny prostitute and had a threesome with some pro's whilst married.

[OumaFan]

I wasn't sure if "Rooney Granny Prostitute" on Google would work but it actually did.

His hair is a bit disturbing as well.

[Beanz]

Anyone who wouldn't pick Rooney to play for England has a serious hate problem and a very limited grasp of what constitutes a great player, which he is and always has been.

[OumaFan]

Anyone who wouldn't pick Rooney to play for England has a serious hate problem and a very limited grasp of what constitutes a great player, which he is and always has been.

Who wouldn't pick him to play for England?

[OumaFan]

"Ukraine has not yet perished" is the greatest title of a national anthem ever.

God save the Queen is nice and short.