Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

Threw out some old tabloid papers from 1991 and same old football rubbish about too many foreigners, clauses in contracts, over paid managers and Tyson in jail to quit boxing. Found a valentine card when I was 18 as well as birthday cards. Those were my peak years.

[Master]

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

[Dia bando]

The only cream I want on my body is, deep heat or voltrol O YES.

[Memphis]

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro

[Master]

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro

When you have to play in goal for football. Hope they scored loads past you.

[Memphis]

You have no idea mate

[roberto duran legend]

When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife
oh too be young again.

[Ghost]

When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife
oh too be young again.

When your 17 year old granddaughter has bigger knockers than her mother.

[Ghost]

When you start buying Play Boy for the stories.

[Master]

When you start buying Play Boy for the stories.

Remember the Simpsons episode where Marge cuts out the pictures of the old playboys mags because Homer says he bought them for the stories. He threw them away and Bart found them. He became an intellect with Millhouse in pipe and slippers.

[Ghost]

Don't watch the Simpons.

[Master]

Don't watch the Simpons.

It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.