Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

My wife asked me,if her appendix scar made her look unattractive my reply.
Don't worry love your tit's cover it.

[TitoFan]

Cowboy riding thru the dessert finds a lamp in the sand.
He rubs it... and out comes a genie.

"I'll grant you 3 wishes." the genie says.
"Ok... well first of all... I want the face of Brad Pitt."

Shazzamm!! "Done" the genie says.

"Ok now I want six-pack abs and huge pecs."

Shazzammm!! "One more" says the genie.

"Alright... I want to be hung like my horse."

Shazzammmm!!! "Ok... all done."

Cowboy rides back as fast as he can to his house and runs to the mirror.

"Alright!!" he says upon seeing his face.
"Yeah!!" he yells upon removing his shirt.

Then he undoes his pants.

"Holy fuck!!! I was riding my mare!!!"

[Andre]

Some Lawyer jokes are on page one.
I tried to merge two threads but the Lawyer thread tried to take over this thread, instead of just merging with it! Anyway Ive changed the title back to "Any good Jokes" and now the merge is up front as page one.

Fuck that procedure, going in reverse to what I wanted

[El Kabong]

Some Lawyer jokes are on page one.
I tried to merge two threads but the Lawyer thread tried to take over this thread, instead of just merging with it! Anyway Ive changed the title back to "Any good Jokes" and now the merge is up front as page one.

Fuck that procedure, going in reverse to what I wanted

That's not funny.......that's not funny at all

[Andre]

Some Lawyer jokes are on page one.
I tried to merge two threads but the Lawyer thread tried to take over this thread, instead of just merging with it! Anyway Ive changed the title back to "Any good Jokes" and now the merge is up front as page one.

Fuck that procedure, going in reverse to what I wanted

That's not funny.......that's not funny at all

I know ,you'd think if you were merging a small one page thread with a thread that is pages long and lives on a main board, the smaller thread would merge and not take over the whole thing.

As you say not funny .

[Dia bando]

I was talking to my father in law, he's at that funny age he got his Viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up the old guy went to bed and had 40 wanks.

[fan johnny]

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