Cowboy riding thru the dessert finds a lamp in the sand.
He rubs it... and out comes a genie.

"I'll grant you 3 wishes." the genie says.
"Ok... well first of all... I want the face of Brad Pitt."

Shazzamm!! "Done" the genie says.

"Ok now I want six-pack abs and huge pecs."

Shazzammm!! "One more" says the genie.

"Alright... I want to be hung like my horse."

Shazzammmm!!! "Ok... all done."

Cowboy rides back as fast as he can to his house and runs to the mirror.

"Alright!!" he says upon seeing his face.
"Yeah!!" he yells upon removing his shirt.

Then he undoes his pants.

"Holy fuck!!! I was riding my mare!!!"