Oi, English folk, wind your necks in!

If Murray was Welsh he'd be consigned to the same pile as other Welsh sportsmen like Ceri Sweeney and that darts fella that won the BDO, and then went over to the PDC and didn't really cut it.

If either of those were crying after losing a match I'd tell them to man up.

However, if Murray actually did go ahead and win stuff then I would support him, and cry along with him when he won his grand slams, and brought glory instead of a mild humiliation to his country.

As for football, your lot can't even produce a decent captain that can make it into the Olympics team, so you've got to get someone who's 'shit at football' from Wales to lead the sorry bunch. However, I will accept Lyle as an honorary Welshman.... (I have it on good authority that he has a very well stocked drinks cabinet, just don't tell him that Wales is a hotbed of socialists and the backbone of the Labour party).