I would too if you saw teh state of me... theres an area which must be close to my sleeves or something which hasn't tanned or burned... it looks like I have a white bands around my biceps and the rest of me is red/brown... all I know is I can't even lift my arms up and the shower is...

Painfull...

You work the same job I worked don't you Vodka (can't be arsed to type your new name... stop fucking changing it :P)... if you lived over here (well in Newcastle any way ) it'd be called a Geordie tan... though the Metropolitan look has never been in...