Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

Armed police will be on duty during the olympics . Unarmed police will be on duty
during the paralympics.


Sorry for any offence caused.

[Dark Lord Al]

A police spokesman said today they had caught a leper exceeding the national speed limit by over 50 MPH on the M6 motorway, apparently he left his foot on the accelerator.

[Dia bando]

I was on the web last night, looking at cheap flights the wife looked over my shoulder gets all exited,
they night in bed, I had some of the best sex I've had in years, did not no the wife was into darts.

[Dia bando]

Mother walks into her Daughters bedroom, there stand by the bed was her Son spunk all over the bed,
the Mother says that's disgusting, Son says don't look at me she spat it out.

[roberto duran legend]

The Chinese Paralympic 5 a side football team was announced today.
1 Sim Pul Twat
2 Won Lim Gon
3 Won Kee Eye
4 Fu Kin Mong
5 Wayne Rooney

[roberto duran legend]

Breaking news at the Olympics, the Irish team have just arrived at Beijing.

[El Kabong]

the Chinese Olympic team have impressed me they have used the same person for each event