Happy Birthday Bilbo

[Beanz]

Happy Birthday you lovely, adorable,well rounded person . You are so smashing that everyone on here is wailing and gnashing their teeth due to your absence. Have a really nice day and try not to hump too many table legs, you'll get splinters. I was going to buy your some pruning shears for the shrubbery growing out of your arse but figured that it was a lifestyle choice, so didn't. Have a good one.

[superheavyrhun]

Has Bilbo found the ring yet? Is it his eleventy first birthday? Get him some clippers to trim his feet.

[Dia bando]

Miles and Kev meet, Miles all things Korean, Kev all things lady-boys

[Memphis]

How long has he been away and still no job? Bloody Poles, coming over here...

I had to Google PUA. How do you know when you've become one? Is there a badge system like Scouts?

Single mum badge, chubby badge.

[El Kabong]

Bilbo has claimed to have had recent successes with women although if you might remember he had shacked up with a woman who bore a resemblance to one Morgan Freeman earlier this year. Success is a very nebulous word in this case, because "having sex" could have been the end goal and therefore Mrs. Morgan Freeman would count as a "success" but if the goal was to woo beautiful women then in that case he failed big time. Since then he has broken it off with his hairdresser and is on the prowl for other women.....I assume ones with self esteem as low as their morals.

[Dia bando]

Morals Lyle, what morals has Bilbo got very low ones,

[superheavyrhun]

Bilbo has claimed to have had recent successes with women although if you might remember he had shacked up with a woman who bore a resemblance to one Morgan Freeman earlier this year. Success is a very nebulous word in this case, because "having sex" could have been the end goal and therefore Mrs. Morgan Freeman would count as a "success" but if the goal was to woo beautiful women then in that case he failed big time. Since then he has broken it off with his hairdresser and is on the prowl for other women.....I assume ones with self esteem as low as their morals.

My concern is that Bilbo is the kind of guy for whom the chat up line: "Get your coat, I've got a knife" is the height of courtesy, and he tends to go out looking for women with rohypnol and duck tape in his pockets.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I'm kinda hoping he's died