Quote Originally Posted by El Kabong View Post
Bilbo has claimed to have had recent successes with women although if you might remember he had shacked up with a woman who bore a resemblance to one Morgan Freeman earlier this year. Success is a very nebulous word in this case, because "having sex" could have been the end goal and therefore Mrs. Morgan Freeman would count as a "success" but if the goal was to woo beautiful women then in that case he failed big time. Since then he has broken it off with his hairdresser and is on the prowl for other women.....I assume ones with self esteem as low as their morals.
My concern is that Bilbo is the kind of guy for whom the chat up line: "Get your coat, I've got a knife" is the height of courtesy, and he tends to go out looking for women with rohypnol and duck tape in his pockets.