Well considering I'd be about as good a boxer as I would a ballroom dancer I would to quote Vivian Harris need a great 'TEAM!' around me.

First up, trainer would have to be Mick from Rocky. If he can train an over the hill journeyman amatuer with more losses than Baldomir and Johnson combined to a title victory over the unbeaten Appollo Creed then maybe he might be able to guide me to an IBO title or something.

Second, I would need to be fed soley on a diet of tomato cans, so Frank Warren would have to promote me without a doubt.

I would have to choose Audrey Harrison to be my manager as he self-managed to become a millionaire despite being completely and totally F****** useless in the ring.

I would probably have to go with ITV Southwest to promote my fights cos I don't think HBO or Showtime would want to know, although with my 'team' around me I might make an extended highlights slot on Westcountry News.

As far as where I would be based, somewhere near a hospital I guess. :P