The 2012 London Olympic Games

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Womens Shotput and pole vault on now.A bit like the worlds best tall models vs totally hanging Ming dog bloke birds that even Bilbo ( @Kev ) would turf out if bed, if they hadn't already farted in his face and knocked him out with their huge great swinging bollocks.

that's because it's athletics and not a beauty pageant.

I'm sure it's terribly rude and really inappropriate, but did you try that BBC website tool that compares your height and weight with that of athletes? With my guard up, which athlete were you most similar to?

have they got anyone 4'2" and 300lbs?