Before I die I want to........

[Bigdog1981]

midget handjob.

[Master]

get better responses from saddo posters.

[TitoFan]

get better responses from saddo posters.

Bro... I think you have a better chance of "traveling and seeing the wonders of the world."

[Spicoli]

I've always wanted a pet Gorilla. Name em Bill and teach him to drive the riding mower.

One closer to reality is doing cannonballs out of a helicopter into the Pacific ocean though.

[roberto duran legend]

Fuck Jennifer Aniston, Carmen Electra,Natalie Portman,Cheryl cole.
any order i dont mind, i think im in with a great chance

[Dia bando]

See peace and harmony, on the forum and we all get on lovely.

[Andre]

midget handjob.

Hahahaha

[Andre]

Hang on

You have a small penis?

[Ghost]

Hang on

You have a small penis?

Why you think he watches porn all the time.

[Dia bando]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

[Beanz]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

I wonder if she hits a high C on the point of orgasm? You should say, " Kathy love I am a musicologist, and there is some interesting research I have always wanted to conduct. All you have to do is lie back and think of Wales, after a bit of warm up bouncing and vocal exercises of course"

[Andre]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

When, what, how, did he? Pre marriage or after?

[Dia bando]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

When, what, how, did he? Pre marriage or after?

It was in the papers, it must be true. But if she wants a bit of ruff I shall put myself forward.

[boyla]

See Tony Blair tried for war crimes

Never going to happen