Before I die I want to........

[Andre]

midget handjob.

Hahahaha

[Andre]

Hang on

You have a small penis?

[Ghost]

Hang on

You have a small penis?

Why you think he watches porn all the time.

[Dia bando]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

[Beanz]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

I wonder if she hits a high C on the point of orgasm? You should say, " Kathy love I am a musicologist, and there is some interesting research I have always wanted to conduct. All you have to do is lie back and think of Wales, after a bit of warm up bouncing and vocal exercises of course"

[Andre]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

When, what, how, did he? Pre marriage or after?

[Dia bando]

Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.

When, what, how, did he? Pre marriage or after?

It was in the papers, it must be true. But if she wants a bit of ruff I shall put myself forward.

[Andre]

What recently?

[boyla]

See Tony Blair tried for war crimes

Never going to happen

[El Kabong]

See Tony Blair tried for war crimes

Never going to happen

.....you dream big don't you. How much pleasure would you really get from that?