Signs that you are getting older

[Andre]

5 Pints and your pissed.

You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this

[brocktonblockbust]

5 Pints and your pissed.

You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this

agreed---we're talkıng 80 ounces of good beer---yeah, I dont thınk I could do that---thats equal to about 7 12 ounce bottles and I would be so shıt-faced ıt wouldnt be good.

[Dia bando]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

[Master]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

[Ghost]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

[Master]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

I guess the more drunk you get the better it tastes.

[Ghost]

20 years ago, I could drink all night and still work the next day.

10 years ago I could drink all night and sleep half the day.

This year I don't drink and still can sleep half the day.

[El Kabong]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

"I don't drink water because fish fuck in it" - W.C. Fields

[brocktonblockbust]

The End ıs Near. Thats when yore gettıng old.