Signs that you are getting older

[brocktonblockbust]

5 Pints and your pissed.

You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this

agreed---we're talkıng 80 ounces of good beer---yeah, I dont thınk I could do that---thats equal to about 7 12 ounce bottles and I would be so shıt-faced ıt wouldnt be good.