Signs that you are getting older

[El Kabong]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

"I don't drink water because fish fuck in it" - W.C. Fields