Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

when ıf you have to wake once or twıce to take a pıss that thıs then gıves you less of a deep refreshıng sleep and you feel hungover the next day so you have to schedule your water guzzlıng before 9 pm

That is true and why I do not get enough sleep!

One night as you sit, in your lazy boy your tool is going to come off in your hand bud.

Yes and I will go blind too, I know.