Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

when ıf you have to wake once or twıce to take a pıss that thıs then gıves you less of a deep refreshıng sleep and you feel hungover the next day so you have to schedule your water guzzlıng before 9 pm

That is true and why I do not get enough sleep!

One night as you sit, in your lazy boy your tool is going to come off in your hand bud.

Yes and I will go blind too, I know.

then you wıll wear glasses lıke thıs

Yes I forgot, have you got a lazy boy as well

[brocktonblockbust]

started when I was 7 or should I say my grandmother started me.

[Master]

When you pull your hamstring playing football. That has never happened to me before.

[Ghost]

What's this thread about?

[brocktonblockbust]

granny handjobs and hamstrings

[Beanz]

your Birthday cards have higher numbers on them

[Ghost]

When the fire department attends all your birthday parties as invited guest, due to the amount of candles on the cake.