Signs that you are getting older

[brocktonblockbust]

granny handjobs and hamstrings

[Beanz]

your Birthday cards have higher numbers on them

[Ghost]

When the fire department attends all your birthday parties as invited guest, due to the amount of candles on the cake.

[brocktonblockbust]

when you look at an old man and then he gets up from hıs seat on the bus to offer ıt to YOU!!!

[Master]

Pulled a muscle in my back, can’t breath WTF! Feel like crap. Body is falling a part. I hate getting old.

[brocktonblockbust]

cant shıt rıght, need to pound fruıt before bed so as to move the bowels easıly followıng mornıng---
ıf bowels not moved before leavıng house I have a constant feelıng of tıghtness and pressure ın my hıps, ass, ıntestınes,
MY WORST NIGHTMARE FOR CONSTIPATION WOULD BE TO EAT A COUPLE OF THICK AND BINDING CHEESE SANDWICHES ABOUT MDNIGHT AND FORGET TO DRINK WATER OR EAT SOME NICE WATERMELON, THEN TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND BE TOTALLY BOUND UP TIGHT LIKE CEMENT-

YES I HATE GETTING OLD TOO.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

the guys get younger - they also seem to be more immature than when I was that age

And don't get me started on the women - wearing 'onezies' and dressing up as giant animals. Fucking stupid, no one over 5 should be doing that.

You sometimes wake up looking worse for wear other times fine and you can't figure out what you did different, younger you just get up and look decent anyway.

And my right knee is sore from exercise but again, I don't know what exactly I did cause it.