Any good jokes ????

[Ghost]

I use to think disabled people were lower than me but after watching the para Olympics I have found a new respect for them. They are equal to me and in some cases better than me.

Yours Miles.

Some people on the front page here wont get it, cause Miles thread is hidden from them as you know until they grow a set and start posting they are stuck in never never land.

That's west of Ayr is it not.

[roberto duran legend]

Man walks into WH Smiths and says " Do you have that new self help book for men
with really small dicks ? " girl says " I dont think its in yet " He replies
" yeah thats the one''.

[roberto duran legend]

I walked up to the boss and asked " Where do you want this roll of bubble wrap?
he said " just pop it in the corner.....



Took me 3 fucking hours...........

[roberto duran legend]

Two blokes are in a pub.One says to the other," I fucked your mum last night.
We did everything.I did her up the arse.She gave me a tit wank, sucked my
cock,the lot. Shot my load all over her face to finish. " the other bloke puts
down his pint and says," Lets go home dad i think you have had enough to drink.

[roberto duran legend]

The missus came into my shed yesterday. " You are wasting your time and money
on all these inventions" she said.
It was at this point that the slap-a-cunt automatic 3000 proved her wrong....

[roberto duran legend]

My pet mouse Elvis died today. He was caught in a trap.

[roberto duran legend]

When watching the Paralympics it got me wondering......
If this lot can run faster than i can,swim better than i can,
lift heavier weights than i can,why the fuck do they need to
park closer to Asda than me.