Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

Just come in the house, the wife has got the washing-machine on bricks, what the hell are you doing
nothing she says, just a 45 degree wash.

[roberto duran legend]

Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Savile," I appeared on Jim'll fix it
when i was 13 years old and Jim never touched me.

[Master]

Two guys at the airport who have lost their wives. One bloke says lets look together what does your wife look like?

“Well she is tall blond with a mini skirt on, long legs and high heels, tight top with nipples showing and a great round ass What does your look like? ”.

“Forget mines, let just find yours!”