A bloke goes into a pub , goes to the bar and asks for a double brandy.

The landlord pours it and says " You look knackerd son "

The bloke replies " you would be to , ive got this woman in the car outside and i cant satisfy her , ive been shagging her all night and she still wants more , she is a right goer "

The landlord says " here drink this i will nip out and have a go "

The landlord climbs into the car and starts giving her one.

This copper taps on the window or the car and shines his torch inside.

The copper asks "whats going on here then".

The landlord says " Im sorry officer i was just giving the wife one "

The copper says " Im sorry Sir i didnt realise it was your wife "

The landlord says " To be honest i didnt , till you shined your torch in "!