Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

Jimmy Salvile is reported to be alive well, he's been seen in the Irish sea bobbing up and down on a boy.

[roberto duran legend]

I get the feeling most of Jimmy Saviles victims were Manchester City fans.
They dont say fuck all for 40 years , then they all pipe up at once.

[Master]

One of the Asian paedos who groomed young girls in Rochdale was known locally as Jamaal Fixit.

[roberto duran legend]

Christmas has been cancelled this year at Stoke Mandevil hospital.The hospital administrators
have announced the thought of another visit by a white haired man emptying his sack,
is to much of a risk.

[Stickgrappler]

coworker sent me this

from Tim Tebow's Lost Emails - Grantland




go to link for bigger/readable pic

[roberto duran legend]

Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for a required medical. A few days later
the doctor phones. "Paddy" he says "you have sugar diabetes" paddy says "no problem,
when do i fight the fecker".

[Dia bando]

Teacher asks the class, can you give me a word ending with tor that eats, Billy says Alligator Miss,
well done, Kate says Predator Miss very good, Johnny says Vibrator Miss, teacher that doe's not eat
anything,! Johnny my sister has one, and she says it don't half eat batteries.