Calzaghe vs Jones Jr or Mayweather v Mosley?

[Spicoli]

I have a sudden random urge to see a wind up toy notice how he losses steam at the end

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Both fighters have brittle hands. One suffers the pain, one doesn't. Both have 0's.

Admittedly, I'm just being a git for the hell of it.