Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

My doctor told me to avoid saturated fat. So i stopped shagging the wife in the shower.

[Youngblood]

I've just been sitting here for 5 mins, looking at my new sig gif on loop...laughing my ass off.

[El Kabong]

What's worse than a male chauvanist pig?



A woman that won't do as she's told

[roberto duran legend]

All these years thinking i had a birth mark on my arse,now it turns out to be a cigar burn,
hows about that then.

[Dia bando]

I was telling the wife about my new job,! I'm paid to have sex live on stage, she said your having me
on, I can ask but up to now they have been thin and pretty.

[roberto duran legend]

Bought the wife some pills off the internet,we now have sex every night.
Doesn,t matter what position we are in,nothing wakes her.

[roberto duran legend]

The wife has asked for something in silk for her christmas present...
No doubt this tin of emulsion will be the wrong fucking colour.

[pacfan]

Where's the joke? Did I miss something?




You missed nothing mate this is a spammer they try to sneek in a few posts so they can then drop spam links in everywhere.

The jokes on him, Juke Nukem nuked his ass.