What is "israel"? Somebody please....?

[TitoFan]

I’m getting just a tad fed up with your nonsense. You routinely bust into arguments you know nothing about. All you know is that Lyle is on Side A, and I’m on Side B. Lyle could be arguing that the moon is made of cheese, and you’d come running in, as long as it meant arguing against me. Are you sure you’re a grandfather? Typical grandfathers don’t display this type of juvenile behavior. Another way you display your childishness: Normal adults don’t feel the need to purposely “flower up” their writing with big words just to impress other people. Any of us can sit with a thesaurus and write something “flowery”. But your prose tends to bore and confuse people. You’re so intent on impressing, that you go on and on about nothing. It’s called “talking shit”.

I still remember your stupid comment about me “hedging my bets” and “keeping my options open” because I was making a point about not everything being “black and white”. And yet people do that every day. On some subjects, we have hard and fast opinions one way or the other… while on others we may have some ambivalence, or see things as “grayish”. It’s called “thought”. Try it sometime.

Of all the people I’ve argued with on this forum, you’re probably the lowest life form of all. I’d rather argue with someone who has his own opinion, which might not agree with mine… than argue with the little kid in the back, hiding behind the bully saying: “Yeah! What he said!” You can’t go it alone, so you hide behind the backs of those I argue with and talk your flowery shit and make unfounded statements. How can anyone respect such a low-lying troll?

You have the option to keep posting on how you and your missus get matching tattoos, or how you have this cool ponytail and ride your Harley ‘cause you’re a cool gramps. And you have the option to stay the hell away from the posts where I’m arguing with someone who has their own opinion. And if you’ve noticed, I’ve tried to stay away from your stupid posts and threads. But don’t think you’re going to get a free pass every time it suits your fancy to come in and do your famous ass-kissing. ‘Cause I’m gonna continue to bitch-slap you like the phony you are.

Enough of "the lowest lifeform", "little kid in the back, hiding behind the bully","low-lying troll" and "ass kissing" insults already it is getting a little tired and embarrassing for you on a public forum. For someone so tolerant quite why what you deem as flowery language can do to offend you so is a little puzzling. I have never used a thesaurus and yet I because I will not resort to name calling I am somehow the juvenile one. Also it may be hard for you but imagine,but for once lets pretend that your preconceived ideas about other posters is just a little inaccurate. From your Americanized perspective you assume that somebody with tattoos must have a pony tail and ride a Harley but my hair is short and I would not be seen dead on a Harley. In Europe and the UK we have roundabouts and bends in the road, struggling with a motorised armchair around them when you could have a Triumph speed triple would be ridiculous. The pro Israel stance that your media supposedly has is nowhere near as uniform over here where the press is older and more disparate and my own opinions are informed by that but much more by real world interactions and experiences.

I may be a genuine Grandad but I am a young one, so good luck with your "bitch slapping" for me being "the phony" that I am.

You're the only one who's embarrassing yourself here, gramps.

[VictorCharlie]

This is better than the Berto fight this weekend. Where is Kirk with a round by round scoring chart?

[TitoFan]

Here's a synopsis on this thread:

1. Regardless of who started the thread, it was soon taken over by "Arab-hater" Lyle and "U.S.-hater" Miles.

2. Nothing comes out of Lyle's mouth other than "fuck the Arabs, fuck the Palestinians, and we gotta defend our friends from Israel".

3. Nothing comes out of Miles' mouth other than "the U.S. is an evil empire, and should be compared to all other evil empires in history".

4. I post a link to a source who, regardless of what any ignorant bastard here claims, has traveled to the region and seen firsthand how things happen there.

5. Ass-kissing Greenbeanz comes running in here (uninvited), defending his man... insulting me in the process.

6. I respond... resulting in yet ANOTHER exchange of insults between the flowery-speaking imbecile and me.

7. Lyle, seeing how somehow has come to his defense, jumps into the fray.

8. Miles continues his insane attacks on the U.S., oblivious to whatever else is going on.

9. The thread quickly degenerates into a barrage of insults, probably culminating in its being blocked or something.

10. A new thread is started up somewhere else... and the process is repeated.



Don't you fucks get tired of the same old routine?

[VictorCharlie]

Here's a synopsis on this thread:

1. Regardless of who started the thread, it was soon taken over by "Arab-hater" Lyle and "U.S.-hater" Miles.

2. Nothing comes out of Lyle's mouth other than "fuck the Arabs, fuck the Palestinians, and we gotta defend our friends from Israel".

3. Nothing comes out of Miles' mouth other than "the U.S. is an evil empire, and should be compared to all other evil empires in history".

4. I post a link to a source who, regardless of what any ignorant bastard here claims, has traveled to the region and seen firsthand how things happen there.

5. Ass-kissing Greenbeanz comes running in here (uninvited), defending his man... insulting me in the process.

6. I respond... resulting in yet ANOTHER exchange of insults between the flowery-speaking imbecile and me.

7. Lyle, seeing how somehow has come to his defense, jumps into the fray.

8. Miles continues his insane attacks on the U.S., oblivious to whatever else is going on.

9. The thread quickly degenerates into a barrage of insults, probably culminating in its being blocked or something.

10. A new thread is started up somewhere else... and the process is repeated.



Don't you fucks get tired of the same old routine?

Hell no! What do you think has kept me posting here so long? Nothing makes a dull day at work go by faster than the clockwork like absurdity on Saddos.

[El Kabong]

Don't you fucks get tired of the same old routine?

Don't you?

[Beanz]

Here's a synopsis on this thread:

1. Regardless of who started the thread, it was soon taken over by "Arab-hater" Lyle and "U.S.-hater" Miles.

2. Nothing comes out of Lyle's mouth other than "fuck the Arabs, fuck the Palestinians, and we gotta defend our friends from Israel".

3. Nothing comes out of Miles' mouth other than "the U.S. is an evil empire, and should be compared to all other evil empires in history".

4. I post a link to a source who, regardless of what any ignorant bastard here claims, has traveled to the region and seen firsthand how things happen there.

5. Ass-kissing Greenbeanz comes running in here (uninvited), defending his man... insulting me in the process.

6. I respond... resulting in yet ANOTHER exchange of insults between the flowery-speaking imbecile and me.

7. Lyle, seeing how somehow has come to his defense, jumps into the fray.

8. Miles continues his insane attacks on the U.S., oblivious to whatever else is going on.

9. The thread quickly degenerates into a barrage of insults, probably culminating in its being blocked or something.

10. A new thread is started up somewhere else... and the process is repeated.



Don't you fucks get tired of the same old routine?

Is this last question addressed to the whole forum oh preacher of tolerance?

Given your attachment to easily digestible fast food style bite size bullet points I shall follow your lead and provide for the sake of equilibrium a brief synopsis of my own with regards to this thread

1. The thread was started by @brocktonblockbust you may think that unimportant but I shall in the habit to which I have become accustomed insert my nose in his and every other posters sphincter in order to further brown my not insubstantial non Roman nose. He set out his position inimitably and clearly and @Gandalf then replied with his own thoughts to which Brockton replied "this" in affirmation of a shared opinion. Are you still following? then in post 4 I set out my own thoughts which according to you I am incapable of doing,and received a like from @El Kabong further muddying the waters and introducing the conspirational theory of mutual brown nosing and putting your own pecker out of joint.

2. No hyperbole here Obviously Lyle is a one man anti arab and more importantly Anti Tito droid with no valid opinions or original thoughts

3. Even Miles occasionally talks about Boxing and Suede

4. The latecomer bumbles in and in the 59th post silences everyone not with his own opinion but that of someone whom despite all evidence to the contrary is supposedly unbiased and informed. We on the other hands are Ignorant bastards despite not using the hate speech she propagates or being so wholly totalitarian in her one sidedness when approaching a clearly complex matter.

5. arse kissing Greenbeanz gives @TitoFan the benefit of the doubt and reads his linked article only to be dissapointed by it's masssively one sided tone and clearly suspect author. He is then unsurprisingly unremittingly insulted by @TitoFan with his obssesional cursing and juvenile diatribes.

6. @TitoFan manages to simultaneously accuse someone of imbecility whilst attributing this to a nuanced and eloquent use of that same posters own native tongue.

7.Lyle despite being the 6th poster apparently only now jumps into the fray

8. Miles makes a valid point about this being no laughing matter but undermines it by wrapping in a Mel Gibson poster for Scottish Independence

9 @TitoFan continues to hurl playground insults like a madman in a shit pit hoping against all odds that someone will respond and get the thread moved or terminated to hide his embarrassment

10. Several new threads are started in which we all await eagerly the arrival of TitoFan the voice of reason to enlighten us all on the error of our ways and instruction on how to carry out a civilised debate whilst always deferring to the Googlemaster but fastidiously avoiding an accidental browning of the nose by sniffing only our own arse cracks and using pointless self notification tools @Greenbeanz.

[El Kabong]

And this concludes the argument portion of this thread....







PILLOW FIGHT!

[VictorCharlie]

Don't stop them now Lyle. You know shit is getting SERIOUS when it goes to bulletized format.

[El Kabong]

Don't stop them now Lyle. You know shit is getting SERIOUS when it goes to bulletized format.

1. I can make up my own mind @TitoFan told me so!

2. I always use bulletized arguments

3. Saddo's should think about getting a mascot...I think we need one

4. BEANZ landed a KO blow to any response with that last post...wave it off ref! Wave it off!

[TitoFan]

Is this last question addressed to the whole forum oh preacher of tolerance?

The rest of your post was your usual stupid drivel. But this opening questions says a lot. You are constantly twisting my words, and inexplicably trying to make it seem like I'm addressing the entire forum. You seem to have this odd obsession to make it seem like I'm trying to alienate the entire forum and even more ridiculous.... that you somehow speak for the entire forum.

Since you obviously have no voice of your own, you insist on being the "spokesperson" for the forum. Which is why I insist on calling you the World's Greatest Brown-Noser, desperately trying to attract the support and attention of others, and only looking like the ignorant, childish, utter moron you are.

I've pretty much stopped reading your entire posts... as they only contain the same mindless trash as always. You are, have always been, and will always be a brown noser, the lowest form of life on Earth. You have no balls of your own, so you borrow everybody else's. You seek confrontation with me, because there's no "numbers" involved with me. It's just me. You attack others, you attack their followers and groupies.

But bring it on, twerp. You only succeed in looking like a pathetic whining loser in front of the whole forum. Lest it be forgotten how you came into the forum, kicking and screaming and alienating everybody in sight. But somewhere along the line, like the little boy who's tired of being elbowed aside and not allowed to play with the big boys, you became a master at kissing ass and asking for approval.

Well I've got a news flash for you..... I've got your "approval" right here.

[El Kabong]

You are constantly twisting my words

[Beanz]

Is this last question addressed to the whole forum oh preacher of tolerance?

The rest of your post was your usual stupid drivel. But this opening questions says a lot. You are constantly twisting my words, and inexplicably trying to make it seem like I'm addressing the entire forum. You seem to have this odd obsession to make it seem like I'm trying to alienate the entire forum and even more ridiculous.... that you somehow speak for the entire forum.

Since you obviously have no voice of your own, you insist on being the "spokesperson" for the forum. Which is why I insist on calling you the World's Greatest Brown-Noser, desperately trying to attract the support and attention of others, and only looking like the ignorant, childish, utter moron you are.

I've pretty much stopped reading your entire posts... as they only contain the same mindless trash as always. You are, have always been, and will always be a brown noser, the lowest form of life on Earth. You have no balls of your own, so you borrow everybody else's. You seek confrontation with me, because there's no "numbers" involved with me. It's just me. You attack others, you attack their followers and groupies.

But bring it on, twerp. You only succeed in looking like a pathetic whining loser in front of the whole forum. Lest it be forgotten how you came into the forum, kicking and screaming and alienating everybody in sight. But somewhere along the line, like the little boy who's tired of being elbowed aside and not allowed to play with the big boys, you became a master at kissing ass and asking for approval.

Well I've got a news flash for you..... I've got your "approval" right here.

[Beanz]

TitoFan did you actually have the good grace to read any of the 58 posts prior to your own?

[TitoFan]

I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is I have to run along pretty soon. I’ve exceeded the allotted daily time to this forum. The bad news is (for you, Beanie), I’m going to be here as long as the forum exists. So sorry to disturb your peace. I’ll be here to bitch slap you every time you cross my path, because only real men deserve logical arguments. Ass-kissers deserve only to be bitch-slapped. I will continue to ridicule your sorry ass every time I get the opportunity. I will now seek out your innocent little posts about what a cool grandfather you are (and how you and your missus get matching tattoos), and will shit all over them. I will make it my business to slam your ass and hurl every insult known to man your way. And the beauty of it all is… I will be having fun doing it!

You are so-o-o-o-o easy to make fun of. You give us details of your personal life, so we can all know you’re this cool, happening grandfather. You write in flowery prose, most of the time twisting yourself into an incomprehensible pile of word-shit that no one understands or cares to try. You shamelessly kiss ass like a seasoned politician. (And I thought Romney kissing up to the middle class was bad). You write these cute one-liners to show everyone what a fun guy you are. AND… you single me out, because unlike you, I don’t travel in packs. I’m my own man, a concept I wouldn’t expect you to understand. You figure… “What the hell… he’s a Puerto Rican, and isn’t constantly begging for cool clicks like I am. He’s a safe target.” You’ve backed off Miles for that reason, because Miles has his cronies and has been here since the Ice Age. Better single me out… I’m safer.

Only one problem with that theory. You went fishing for goldfish, and hooked a great white. Now you get your sorry ass chomped on and you have nothing but flowery, convoluted prose and cute one-liners.

If you weren’t so transparently hypocritical, it might not be as funny. You accuse me of sitting on the fence on subjects, but when someone else does it, it passes by unnoticed. You accuse me of seeking brownie points… and yet you are the one who constantly wants to speak for the whole forum. No matter what the issue, you know where to align yourself, even if it means going against your true beliefs… assuming of course you have any of those.

I have my scraps here. Most notably lately with Lyle, but also with people like VD. But here’s the thing: Lyle is an opinionated blowhard. But his opinions are his own. So arguing with Lyle has a beginning and an end. We agree to disagree and that’s it… end of story. With VD, it’s a matter of getting past the racist façade. But again, his opinions… no matter how sick and wrong they are… are his own. With you it’s like fighting the little kid in the playground. You didn’t like the analogy before, but it’s dead on. The big kids are fighting… so the little kid goes and hides behind the back of the big kid he thinks is going to win (or will make him more popular). From that vantage point, the kid yells out, echoing what the big kids in front of him are saying.

So in the end, you are worthy of the least amount of respect I would grant to any human being. By being a kiss-ass brown-noser, you have established a reputation of being like the 5-dollar whore. You go with whoever buys you a drink. Which is why I’ll continue the analogy and consider myself the pimp, bitch-slapping you into oblivion every chance I get.

No need to thank me for the attitude-adjustment session.

[El Kabong]

Just for the record my "o rly" owl is wearing a moustache and sporting a sombrero for a few reasons none of which involve me hating brown people.

#1 I already used the regular "o rly" owl in another thread and didn't want to repost that

#2 The heavy dose of irony as the "o rlmente?" owl is obviously Mexican and TitoFan is Puerto Rican is priceless