$60,000...... mouthwash
$250,000.... therapy sessions
$100,000.... payment for "suckee" to keep mouth shut
$40,000...... one year of hooker visits for "mental cleansing"
$500,000.... income taxes (the "suckee" would claim it as an expense)
$45,000...... bribe to IRS to keep its mouth shut ("source of income was what?!?")
$4,900....... disguise, to walk down street unrecognized


The poor bloke would actually net about $100.