I'm David Haye and my shorts are way too big. I can read from an autocue but every time I look directly at the camera I will raise my eyebrows and feign surprise as if it is the one emotion I can emote. This is the sum total of my acting ability and will allow me to scale the dizzy heights of Hollywood or at least secure a minor non speaking part in a Danny Dyer movie. "Geezers who is ard and that" part 2. Don't waste your money on my DVD buy Myleen Class's extra long Jungle shower work out and make your own homemade protein shake over that instead.





Now that's one box I would love to tone