Soaps

[Memphis]

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Video games. That is all.

[Master]

Who is shagging Kat?

[Saddo]

Who is shagging Kat?

Its got to be Derek... hes getting killed over the Christmas so its prob gonna play out as a who done it plot, with alfie, kat, his brothers, sharon, phil, his son etc etc in the frame and it will prob turn out to be his daughter

[Beanz]

Who is shagging Kat?

Its got to be Derek... hes getting killed over the Christmas so its prob gonna play out as a who done it plot, with alfie, kat, his brothers, sharon, phil, his son etc etc in the frame and it will prob turn out to be his daughter

Well that's spoilt it. I suppose next your going to tell us Santa isn't real and "Rosebud" is Citizen Kanes sled. Might as well tell us all about The Sixth sense,The Usual Suspects, whose father Darth Vader is and then who shot JR?

[Fenster]

Lauren is 2/1 fav to be Derek's killer. Tanya 9/1 Max 10/1 Alice 12/1 Joey 12/1

I definitely think it comes from the Brannings so a fiver on Abi @80/1 is my bet.

Kat's man can only be Derek. Max is skint, and already hiding a secret that only him and Derek know about, and considering Jack's relationship with Sharon it would be pathetic, considering the stories have played out at the same time.

[Gandalf]

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Video games. That is all.

Silly argument. A good game is better than any television and many films.

A soap doesn't end. It is a bunch of people on a street. It never ends.

A story needs a start, a middle, and an end.

[0james0]

I don't mind the odd soap, bit partial to some Home and Away to be honest, love the fact main characters get killed at random and the stories are full of action, drugs and gangsters.

Still tell the mrs I hate it though, just so she owes me tv time when I need to call it in!

[Master]

I would be upset if it was fat Derrick, how realistic is that?

Kat is a class and sophisticated woman.

[Saddo]

Ian Beale seems to do all right

It actually a shame Derek is getting killed off as he was a good character... his real life dad is the real gangster Freddie Foreman

[Master]

Is anything happening in Corrie? Not watched it since Dosie Rosie Webster left.

[Memphis]

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Video games. That is all.

Silly argument. A good game is better than any television and many films.

A soap doesn't end. It is a bunch of people on a street. It never ends.

A story needs a start, a middle, and an end.

Sorry mate but I disagree as I have done many times. Your video game might have a start, middle, end but I see it as no more or less of a waste of time as watching a soap that never ends.

You might get some stimulation from playing your video games alone, personally I think there's more to be gained from watching a couple of hours shit TV with your family.

[Mattyhitman]

Carrott and coriander is my fave

[Memphis]

Carrott and coriander is my fave

Some cunts got to go and gay it up havent they?

Cant we have a manly discussion about soaps without someone churning up thoughts of soapy arse cracks, probably in prison, heavily tattooed guy...

Sorry I drifted off for a minute there.

[Master]

It was Derrick!!!

[Fenster]

Me and Saddo had that sussed and his killer is deffo one of those Brannings now (come on Abi )