...a woman walking down a residential street noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed.

'Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?'

'I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,' he replied. 'I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but fast food, and never exercise.'

'Wow!' the woman was amazed.

'How old are you?' she asked.
'26,' he replied......