Super Powers

[Dia bando]

To drink large amounts of beer without being sick, to be irresistible to women, to be loved by
one and all.

[Master]

Invisibility to see Jessica Ennis in the shower.
strength to pick up Buckingham Palace and throw it to the moon.
flight to lift David Cameron into space and drop him back to earth.
speed to go back in time and bring back Jimmy Saville to face justice.
regeneration/healing power to box Floyd Mayweather and beat the crap out of him.
shape shift into Jay Z to have sex with Beyonze.
read minds in a £1 million prize poker game.

[Spicoli]

thought provoking

Off the top I'd say flight. But honestly there is a good chance I'd fly into a wall or some shit and kill myself. Not to mention getting insurance would be impossible. Its one that all would 'notice' as well. People would bug the shit out of you for a free ride or to give the kids a whirl Imagine a combination of strength + flight . Now you are talking about a cash cow!

Shape shift is very tempting though I've never been good at bullshiting people and wearing a mask. People shape shift all day its just I'd be a literal master. Also anything I wanted to do with invicibility I could achieve with shape shift. Would you gain the same physical perks etc?

For the benefit of others regeneration healing would be obvious. In the animal field I'd be a billionaire. Matter of time before some religious nut jobs would be stalking you though, power of the divine and all that stuff. Not to mention the medical insurance giants would sue the Hell out of you. Eventually you would come across someone you didn't actually want to heal...right? Then what?

Mind reading could be great but one you could not 'turn off'. It would seem to drive you mad over time. Mind reading could just be a short jog into schiophrenia before you know it Also alot of things you just don't want to know.

[Master]

Spicoli certaintly knows how to screw up a thread.