Can somebody please bring me back?

[mofo2]

Damnnn that's a sad and desperate post

[Memphis]

This could be an elaborate hoax by some Internet trickster. Prove this is Miles/Gandalf and I'll lift your ban.

[Gandmiles]

This could be an elaborate hoax by some Internet trickster. Prove this is Miles/Gandalf and I'll lift your ban.

Memphis, you know my style. Nobody replicates it.

This account has the same IP address as that of Gandalf. Furthermore, I think the Queen's Christmas speech was appalling. Israel is a terrorist state for building 1500 settlements more. And my least popular thread is about hot drinks. Sherlock, take that evidence and accept it as truth.

Please kill Gandmiles and let the real me sit at the bar in peace. Ta.

[Memphis]

Hmmmm

Spoofing an IP address is childs play. The rest you could have read easily on the forums. I now believe this to be a regular poster trying to cheapen the good name that is Miles.

Imposter!

[Memphis]

Did you just mock me by calling me Sherlock?

Miles would never do such a thing.

[Gandmiles]

miles insults everybody in good time, miles maintains his position at all times. miles is miles and shall always be as miles except when he changes his name to Gandalf.

Can I please just login? I don't want to be posting on the outer boards with people who call me sad when in my proper incarnation I wouldn't be so nice.

[Memphis]

If you really are Miles tell me this!

Which saddo brother did Miles engage in casual toilet sex with a few months back.

The real Miles would know that it was Mark TKO!

Oh hang on...

[Gandmiles]

Hmmmm

Spoofing an IP address is childs play. The rest you could have read easily on the forums. I now believe this to be a regular poster trying to cheapen the good name that is Miles.

Imposter!

Well, every response seems to be going to the email shared by a certain poster called Gandalf. Surprisingly we are both in this room and sharing the keyboard. Email, IP, rhetorical nuances....you know it's me. Stop being a git, Memphis. I've asked for this account to be deleted, of course it is me.

[Memphis]

Hmmmm

Spoofing an IP address is childs play. The rest you could have read easily on the forums. I now believe this to be a regular poster trying to cheapen the good name that is Miles.

Imposter!

Well, every response seems to be going to the email shared by a certain poster called Gandalf. Surprisingly we are both in this room and sharing the keyboard. Email, IP, rhetorical nuances....you know it's me. Stop being a git, Memphis. I've asked for this account to be deleted, of course it is me.

HA! I knew you were forcing information from the real Miles and now I've snared you you saddoboxing poster kidnapper (and probably raper)

Im onto you you bastard!

[brocktonblockbust]

Furthermore, I think the Queen's Christmas speech was appalling. Israel is a terrorist state for building 1500 settlements more. .

Philosopher is behind this for sure.

[pacfan]

What's all this fuzz about? Well anyway, good luck.

[Mars_ax]

[Gandmiles]

I live a different kind of life to most people and in many ways this site has been a great help to me. I'm not afraid of saying that I want to come back. You do know I banned myself right? It isn't as though I am asking for forgiveness for my sins. It's just that the people here and on the boards I typically habituate are my friends and my self imposed exile isn't very nice. I was told that I could come back when I wanted to and I am asking to.

Why are you being mean for no reason? Have I upset you in some way?

[Memphis]

Mean? Im protecting the sanctum of saddoland. The real Miles would understand that!

You could have kidnapped the real Miles, forced his password out of him and now want to masquerade as the great man on this very forum that he holds so closely to his heart.