Can somebody please bring me back?

[Memphis]

This could be an elaborate hoax by some Internet trickster. Prove this is Miles/Gandalf and I'll lift your ban.

[Gandmiles]

This could be an elaborate hoax by some Internet trickster. Prove this is Miles/Gandalf and I'll lift your ban.

Memphis, you know my style. Nobody replicates it.

This account has the same IP address as that of Gandalf. Furthermore, I think the Queen's Christmas speech was appalling. Israel is a terrorist state for building 1500 settlements more. And my least popular thread is about hot drinks. Sherlock, take that evidence and accept it as truth.

Please kill Gandmiles and let the real me sit at the bar in peace. Ta.

[Memphis]

Hmmmm

Spoofing an IP address is childs play. The rest you could have read easily on the forums. I now believe this to be a regular poster trying to cheapen the good name that is Miles.

Imposter!

[Memphis]

Did you just mock me by calling me Sherlock?

Miles would never do such a thing.

[Gandmiles]

miles insults everybody in good time, miles maintains his position at all times. miles is miles and shall always be as miles except when he changes his name to Gandalf.

Can I please just login? I don't want to be posting on the outer boards with people who call me sad when in my proper incarnation I wouldn't be so nice.

[Memphis]

If you really are Miles tell me this!

Which saddo brother did Miles engage in casual toilet sex with a few months back.

The real Miles would know that it was Mark TKO!

Oh hang on...

[Gandmiles]

Mark TKO does Tommy Cooper impressions, has a Yorkshire accent so strong that the middle parts of his words stretch and he wears comedy tshirts! Now that is a tbag in a cup! Open the doors....

[Gandmiles]

Hmmmm

Spoofing an IP address is childs play. The rest you could have read easily on the forums. I now believe this to be a regular poster trying to cheapen the good name that is Miles.

Imposter!

Well, every response seems to be going to the email shared by a certain poster called Gandalf. Surprisingly we are both in this room and sharing the keyboard. Email, IP, rhetorical nuances....you know it's me. Stop being a git, Memphis. I've asked for this account to be deleted, of course it is me.

[Memphis]

Hmmmm

Spoofing an IP address is childs play. The rest you could have read easily on the forums. I now believe this to be a regular poster trying to cheapen the good name that is Miles.

Imposter!

Well, every response seems to be going to the email shared by a certain poster called Gandalf. Surprisingly we are both in this room and sharing the keyboard. Email, IP, rhetorical nuances....you know it's me. Stop being a git, Memphis. I've asked for this account to be deleted, of course it is me.

HA! I knew you were forcing information from the real Miles and now I've snared you you saddoboxing poster kidnapper (and probably raper)

Im onto you you bastard!

[brocktonblockbust]

Furthermore, I think the Queen's Christmas speech was appalling. Israel is a terrorist state for building 1500 settlements more. .

Philosopher is behind this for sure.

[pacfan]

What's all this fuzz about? Well anyway, good luck.

[Mars_ax]