When my son was small, 5-6ish we were talking about pets. He said he wanted a giraffe. I said thats a pretty big pet, where will we keep it? In a cage he said. How big will the cage be I said. He said just a little bit bigger than the giraffe. Cant argue with that logic.

He's 13 now and we've progressed onto....Dad did you know that your bald spot is shaped like a cock?