Quote funny things you heard kids say!

**Saddo** · 12-30-2012 05:00 PM

this is not so much as "says" thing its more of a "done" thing.

When my eldest son was about 3 or 4 we went to B&Q and as we were talking to the assistant he disappeared... all parents will know this is a heart stopping moment which ends up with you running around the shop looking for him.

we finally found him, it turned out he just needed the toilet and was sat on the shops demo bathroom having a shit in the show toilet

**Spicoli** · 12-30-2012 09:14 PM

I'm no father but find that little ones and dogs are the ones most regular with truth, in action and speech, that we have. In that order. Last week I get 'you still have a round round head' from my niece

That one there is going to be a catch one day

**Master** · 12-30-2012 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Saddo

this is not so much as "says" thing its more of a "done" thing.

When my eldest son was about 3 or 4 we went to B&Q and as we were talking to the assistant he disappeared... all parents will know this is a heart stopping moment which ends up with you running around the shop looking for him.

we finally found him, it turned out he just needed the toilet and was sat on the shops demo bathroom having a shit in the show toilet

This reminds me of the time my 2 boys were having a bath when they were 2 years and 4 years and the youngest does a crap in the bath. The eldest immediately jumps out! It was funny.